I like to think that G-d gave me hands to create,
I like to think I'm good at creation,
but that's not what G-d gave me hands for.
G-d gave me hands so I could tear things apart,
I'm good at ripping things to tiny little pieces,
I love to strip flesh from bone.
My favourite part of any meal
is the flesh just beneath the muscle, connecting the bone to the meat.
I like to get my teeth and tongue in there,
and tear the two apart.
G-d gave you hands and bright white smiles to create beautiful and flawless works of art.
G-d gave me nasty fangs and claws to tear your art apart.